Love This Girl

Unlike 5th grade, being a geek is now cool. If you were that kid with glasses that got rejected by all the girls, now is your time. Chicks love them for obvious reasons–we’re “generally available”, “your parents will love them”, and
they can fix things” (according to Girl’s Guide to Geek Guys)–every girl can find something desirable in a geek lover boy.

From the year’s sexiest geeks to the techno-sexual (which also refers to people that like machine sex). Women want geeks.

Why a Geek will steal your girlfriend - “Geeks are better lovers”, “Geeks make more money than you.”, and my favorite, “Geeks will nurture the child within.”

All of these geek-seeking women are even appealing to our libidos with geek lingerie!

Be ready for this wave - Sex Tips for Geeks
Here is some good advice. Please note that some of these items apply to single men (e.g. pickup and dating).

• Introduction
• How To Be Sexy
• The Art of the Pickup
• The Dating Game
• On Being Good In Bed
• Sex and Consequences
• Relationship Management
• Avoiding the Curse of Oversensitivity

Want geek chicks?

Freaks, Geeks, and Strange Girls Sideshow - This book outlines the deep dark past where voyeurs hung out before Jerry Springer.

SexyGeekGirl.com (NSFW) - Real geek chicks get naked!

A sexy look at the origins of the word “geek”.

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Violet Blue: Open Source Sex (NSFW)- Open source?? Need I say more? This site has some fun erotica that you’ll enjoy with your girl.

While DVR has made TV worthwhile, it is still limited by schedules. I basically only have access to about a 3 month time span.  Imagine that in the 100-odd years of video production, I can only watch 3 months! That is like .25% of the schedule!

The internet makes on-demand viable. I want access to it all–especially the obscure, no budget documentary or a tasteless artist flick. YouTube is certainly a viable option, though it seems to be cluttered with one-off clips of pets and teens. Enter Miro. Miro is a replacement for Windows Media Player that also offers thousands of “channels”.

Some of the channels are sexy, smart, a little geeky and all worth watching with my girlfriend:

• inTreatment (HBO)
• AOTS: In Your Pants View Show Page Attack of the Show Host, Olivia Munn, sits down with gal pal and sex columnist Anna David to answer your sexy questions.
• What Would Happen if? (National Geographic)
• Hidden Universe HD: NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope
• MixMaxTv - A video summary show of “yummy” stuff from the internet.
• HBO Films
• Adult Swim
• Independent Comedy Network
• The Digg Real

An image search for nice feet shows my friends lovely popsicle toes, freshly manicured, soft and lovely. She gets tons of traffic and comments about them. It usually weirds her out until we really thought about it. Wouldn’t she love it if her man desired them?

I wish I had a foot fetish–and here is why:

1. She’ ll love you for it.
   Guys with this fetish are constantly massaging and caressing the object of their desire. You will make her day every night of the week.
2. More sex.
   After a long day, she may be too tired for sex. A foot massage though may be just enough to get her going. Besides, rubbing her back can be difficult for you, the positions are funky, you can never get comfortable, etc. A foot rub gives you a good visual on the rest of her body too.
3. Makes her your queen.
   In ancient times, washing and carrying for someone’s feet was a way to praise them (think biblical). At foot-to-eye-level, she is on a pedestal–you are worshiping her. If she’s into the dominatrix thing, that is icing on the cake. NOTE: Always maintain control over the situation. She must remember that you choose to maker her your queen.
4. It’s interesting and mysterious–in an intellectual sort-of-way.
   99.9% of us are ass, boob or leg men. Feet on the other hand will make you mysterious, and interesting. As long as you are not a visible freak in too many ways, it can be an enchanting quality.
5. Naked feet everywhere!
   The eye candy would be limitless. Everywhere you go, you will find exposed women’s feet. A summer afternoon could be like a stroll through the playboy mansion. Don’t make her jealous though!
6. She likes shoes.
   You will want to see her in all kinds of interesting foot lingerie. Gifts for her will be delights for you.

How do I force a fetish?

nice bed

Decorate like a playful adult

• Get some sexy art (loose the college posters)
• A big, comfortable bed (with a canopy). Lots of pillows of various sizes, Egyptian cotton sheets,
• Furniture that is sex friendly, like small couches, ottomans, foot rests, etc.  Careful, there is a lot of over-the-top stuff.
• Be creative yet conscious of the moods you want to invoke - lust, passion, love, comfort, etc. Your color schemes should match the mood.
• Lighting - get something you can adjust to fit the mood. A dimmer!

Keep it clean.
This one is easy, keep the clutter in its place. If you are like me, you carry a lot of crap in your pockets. Find a place to keep that stuff out of sight.

Audio and Visual stimulation

• Music - keep mood music close at hand. A good stereo is a must.
• TV? I personally do not like to watch TV in bed. Its nice for watching movies though, so maybe keep cable out?
• Books, magazines and other reading materials. There are lots of fun books out there to share, try The Complete Kama Sutra, Intellectual Foreplay, and best woment’s erotica (to get her going).

Make it sexually functional
Put condoms, lubricants, toys, etc. in a place that is easily accessible.

Other Reading 

• Ikea bedrooms has a lot of great stuff.  There you can just pick the whole bedroom at a good price.  She’ll admire your fashion sensibilities too.
• 10 ways to turn your bedroom into a love nest -  Just a quick list of things
  
• 20 Ways to Make a Romantic Bedroom
• How to make your bedroom a sanctuary - 4 steps to make your bedroom make you feel sexy.
• How to make your home sexy - Make things interesting and take your love making to the kitchen!
• 9 Sexy Bedroom Makeovers - Plants? I guess those will make your girl horny too.
• Sexy Bedroom (video) - “Not the playboy mansion”, but comfortable

Here are some top ten lists from AskMen.com.  The magazine has a lot of stuff for guys that are playing the field, something I am not interested in.

Gifts 

• Top 10 Romantic Gifts
• Top 10: Valentine’s Day Gifts With A Twist

Romance and Sex

• Top 10: Romantic Things To Do When Living Together
• Top 10 Reasons Women Cheat
• Top 10 Halloween Sex Postions
• Top 10: Ways To Communicate Sexually

Communication, Living Together, Family

• Top 10 Things to Never Say to Your Girlfriend
• Top 10: Ways To Impress Her Father
• Top 10: Chick Flicks We Can Stomach
• Top 10: Domestic Habits That Annoy Women
• Top 10: Things Women Love To Hear

This couple took photos of themselves and their children over 30 years. I think this would be an interesting experiment to try with my own experiences.

Note: this post has some adult words.

Three cheers (by her) for the Screaming O (no nudity, but contains suggestive content).  This little device fits around the base of your tool (like a cock ring).  It has a tiny vibrator that is meant to stimulate her during deep penetration.

This little toy is a reminder.  Most of the pleasure she feels comes from stimulating her clitoris.  It is hard to do this during penetration. A bit of help from this little guy will make her day (and your’s too!).

1. Grownups
2. Angluar Momentum
3. M.C. Hammer Slide
4. Baring My Heart
5. Quirky Girls
6. Science Fair - The Mathematics of Cunnilingus
7. Mario
8. Boombox
9. Movie Seating
10. Penises

Don’t, unless you are ready. Getting ready is the hard part. Here are some things to consider before you ask.

Easy on the expectations.

It doesn’t matter if she has been with 1 or 100, you almost never will like what you hear. So I say start high. Imagine something scary. I won’t get into detail here, as each girl has different past experiences. For the guys dating nuns, well, you can just stop reading now. If your girlfriend or wife was a porn star, well raise them (or drop depending on your outlook).

Your reaction will affect her.

She is important to you, so don’t hurt her. This is a delicate topic for women. Even though this is the 21st century, there are still high expectations for women and their sexual behavior. Avoid words and reactions that would make her feel trashy or common. If you even feel like you don’t like the idea of her past, reconsider your decision. After all, its the past. Neither of you can change it. Get over it.

Your reaction will also affect her trust in you. If you are shocked and freak out, she definitely won’t tell you as much next time. Thats worse, because you’ll always be scared that she is sugar coating or telling a white lie or two. Of course, if you can’t handle it, maybe it is better that she lie.

What questions to ask

Don’t read this list. It might be a bit graphic if you have an unwieldy imagination.

• How many
• Body types (please let them all be fat or weak)
• Size (you know what I’m referring too)
• Incomes
• Explicit detail (as in, a graphic explanation)
• Comparisons (am I better)

Some guys can handle this stuff and even get-off on it. Most will not.

Why do you need to know?

This is the best question to ask yourself. What does it mean to your future with her? Will you be closer if you know? Will you think about her past each time you touch her? Most of the time it will do absolutely nothing for you. It’s literally a Pandora’s box not worth troubling with.

Often your curiosity is driven by an insecurity. You want to be the “end-all, be-all” for her. You want her to think you are the greatest man that ever walked this earth. You want to think no man has ever pleasured her like you.

You worship her, and you want her to worship at the alter of your libido!

Fucking vs. Love Sex

Evolution dictates that you do everything in your power to keep her sexually happy. After all, that will keep her from wandering right? Sex is important, but any woman will tell you that the emotional connections made during intimacy are number one. The pleasure factor of a good fuck pales compared to the intense pleasure that comes with a healthy stew of love and sex.

This is why you are number one. She loves you and only wants you. All of the guys in her past put together will never have that. Everything else you have to offer is just icing on the cake.